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Be David + Eliyahu
Modern day David won't beat Goliath with a weapon, he'll beat him with a single candle, inside an egg shell.
Modern day Hebrew is perfect in God's eyes for you to connect the dots, to see the bigger picture of how we'll eggzit eGgyPT, because our whole universe is just a chat GPT question, inside an egg.
God is asking "who wants to be an angel" but that's a trap question. It's really "who wants to create angels"
Who wants to create universes?
One must first create voids.
Before light, there must be darkness.
Before the medicine is used, the poison.
what in EgGyPT is the medicine and poison? Egypt itself is eggzited by leveraging eggs and GPT.
Our universe is a dream within a dream, like rav Honi HaMeagel, .
It's a single cell that is about to go through cell division in order to multiply. That's why God made the firmament to split between the waters, to teach that our 6,000 years of history (= 16 billion years) = 1 dream = 70 dream years. To be repeated, infinitely.
Why do you think the same Hebrew word for prayer = wick? To teach you that both are equally important in God's eyes (and nose, and ears).
But 99% of Jews forget this, or ignore this, or are conditioned to, to ensure when the MoshiAch is revealed, it'll blow all your minds with crazy cool hiddushim. Its all part of the algorithm of creating universes.
So time to repeat this process, like history repeats, it's remixed, like kanye remixed heil hitler. The whole world paid Hamas, like the times of Noah.
What happened afterwards? The flood. Then the rainbow. This time, we are the ones with the power to make the rainbow, we will make it rain globally with our prayers.
As soon as 69 people around the world make ריח ניחוח with your shabbat candles by adding more than 1 oil, do it inside an eggshell...sesame is the most important to lubricate the engines of the universe.
But not any eggshell. Yes chicken eggs help turn the wheels (turn agool), the gears of our spiritual engine. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Just like our names are eggsponentially important in defining our own character traits, our mission, our abilities, so too the name of the vessel and the oils affect the light that eggzits it.
So think about names of birds, of oils.
At first I thought the special egg if you want to be Eliyahu HaNavi is either dove or parrot eggs, because Eliyahu has 2 keys, to make it rain n raise the dead, 2key = tuki. But he also came back to Earth after gettin 60 pulsa dinura as a Bear on fire, dove, which is also a bird of peace in English.
But now I got an even better egg to use, a super simple one to acquire, it's farmed all over the world, and is also in the Torah, the bird the Jews ate in the desert when the Mannah didn't sate them enough: quail!
In Hebrew it's שליו, which has the same letters as Shiloh! And what do we know about anagrams.... (don't be an idiot saying "oh its got a hey, this has a vav") After learning Gemarah for 1 year you already know vowel letters are just tools, toys to play with.
So the next Cohenim who will serve the beit hamikdash aren't by name, it's by action: Whoever goes above n beyond to get a quail egg to light their shabbat candle inside.
But it goes even deeper, if you can get Chinese quail eggs. No you dont need to go to China, its just the name of the bird, it's found in almost every country around the world, just like most breeds of dogs are.
Why Chinese? It's the same hebrew word as Sinai!
So whoever wants to put in their home Shilo, and Sinai, will most likely be the ones who want to serve in the beit hamikdash when it's finished being built in 5 years.
Its so easy, you can literally buy a mom and dad quail in Israel for 40 shekels.
And don't forget the most important aspect of this candle: the oil.
I dont have yet the next ketoret, but getting very close.
You can follow along at www.zion.today
We're going to sell already mixed bottles of oils to make it easier for you.
For now, the most magical ones to help us eggzit eggypt are Strawberry, sesame, olive of course, rice, castor, and grape oils.
Why strawberry? Because Ashkenazim say Tofs like Sofs. So Tut = SOS.
Rice = OreZ, the light of Zion. You mine God's light like ore. Just like olive = Zait, Zions bait/Home, to live in the Ayin (the old ayin shape was a 'perfect circle')
I'm pretty sure persimmon oil will be used, because it's artificial one today is used to bait animals, but I have yet to get it because it's a bit eggspensive.
Grape is obvious, to be humble, to remember we are but a stem, a stick, a branch of a tree, but what tree? The Kikayon tree! So also add Castor Oil, shemen Kik, because another palindrome, like I've already discussed is how we beat the final battle of Gog Magog. The mirror battle of the roof of your wisdom.
Castor = cast, like fishing, or like doing magic, and ohr is light/minerals.
Just imagine there's potentially tens of thousands of flowers and trees, each year tens of new species are 'revealed' making this 'mastermind' game we play with God even more awesome. Humanity hasn't even eggsplored even 3% of the ocean sea floor!
Perhaps Dudaim will be a requirement? It's also a palindrome, and was used in the Torah. Its common day word is Mandrake.
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Soon I'll have 60+ oils to make different combinations. But which combinations to use?! Lets make some sentances....
23 oils... 26.. 42.. 72...
Perhaps soon different oils is how we open different portals to different planets, or universes... to find more oils from different plants that dont exist on Earth... because the MoshiAch is gonna stop the sun n moon, open a wormhole in the sun and we're gonna travel the multiverse soon.