No I won't eggsplane to you Eliyahu's history. Just a simple spell/recipe to be blessed like him, to hack the algorithm of the universe to download wizz-dome at a potentially eggsponential rate, to unlock your eggspotential.
First of all, when you do the Shema Israel, add in Zion when you say Israel, either before or after. Every time. Not just before going to bed. (Why? Because from Zion comes the Torah. Before God made the heavens and Earth, before toho bohu, before anything physical he made his voice, noiZ:Zion)
Neggst, instead of saying AdonEYE, say AdomAye. I'll get into this deeper in another sheet, but in short, this respects and pulls power from God from before creation. Before speaking, he's silent. For beyond infinity. His eyes are red because he knows of all the pain n suffering that happens in infinite universes, he's already cried infinitely. After the MoshiAch is revealed, we'll get God to take a minute of silence, like we do for the Holocaust rememberance, and this is how we cleanse our universe from the wicked. But we need as many of yall to be Eliyahus to request it from God too.
Rabbi Abahu said, “When the Holy One gave the Torah, no bird cried out, no fowl flew, no ox bellowed, the angels did not move, the seraphim did not say “Holy, Holy, Holy,” the sea did not stir, the creatures did not speak. The whole world fell into a total silence.” (Sh’mot Rabbah 29:9)
But it also says HaShem tried giving the Torah to many different cultures? And what about when it was created too, in Zion? Technically he didnt "GIVE" the whole Torah to anyone, he might have revealed just 1 sentance to test the other nations, what He already knew they would say No to receiving it. Or maybe 3 items, 2 yeses and a no.
God is beyond infinite, there's beyond infinite universes, he's infinitely giving the Torah, so a part of him is infinitely always silent. If you keep this in your mind and heart at all times, you'll hold a special place in God's heart too :)
First of all, when you do the Shema Israel, add in Zion when you say Israel, either before or after. Every time. Not just before going to bed. (Why? Because from Zion comes the Torah. Before God made the heavens and Earth, before toho bohu, before anything physical he made his voice, noiZ:Zion)
Neggst, instead of saying AdonEYE, say AdomAye. I'll get into this deeper in another sheet, but in short, this respects and pulls power from God from before creation. Before speaking, he's silent. For beyond infinity. His eyes are red because he knows of all the pain n suffering that happens in infinite universes, he's already cried infinitely. After the MoshiAch is revealed, we'll get God to take a minute of silence, like we do for the Holocaust rememberance, and this is how we cleanse our universe from the wicked. But we need as many of yall to be Eliyahus to request it from God too.
Rabbi Abahu said, “When the Holy One gave the Torah, no bird cried out, no fowl flew, no ox bellowed, the angels did not move, the seraphim did not say “Holy, Holy, Holy,” the sea did not stir, the creatures did not speak. The whole world fell into a total silence.” (Sh’mot Rabbah 29:9)
But it also says HaShem tried giving the Torah to many different cultures? And what about when it was created too, in Zion? Technically he didnt "GIVE" the whole Torah to anyone, he might have revealed just 1 sentance to test the other nations, what He already knew they would say No to receiving it. Or maybe 3 items, 2 yeses and a no.
God is beyond infinite, there's beyond infinite universes, he's infinitely giving the Torah, so a part of him is infinitely always silent. If you keep this in your mind and heart at all times, you'll hold a special place in God's heart too :)
After your ShemAWWWW, ask God to be blessed like Eliyahu HaNavi. Ask him to provide you Torah water from the brook that's "creasing" space and time.
Then, say Pulsa Dinura AdomEYE. Yep that's right. But lets play with this word Pulsa Dinura, and change the vowels around to make new words, say in English:
Say you want to dine at God's dinner table, his pool of light, to eggsplore his pulsating heart, to slide up and down his pole of judgement to gain understanding, like Eliyahu Hanavi has. Finally, you request from God your 2 keys again (San. 113a) to "help the MoshiAch pay it forward."
(and if you know God & time, paying it forward pays it backwards too)
99% of yall will associate pulsa dinura as being a curse, because 99% of you are just sheep, the erev rav, the 10 spies of gashmeut/eggypt embedded in the DNA of your soul, the opposite of Rav Akiva. It's fine, that's part of the algorithm of the universe. They were still tzadikkim, as are you who is reading this. Yall are 1,000% important for our story in life, just like the lost sheep Moses followed after. We all balances the other side of the algorithm, yin/yang. Plus, we're Jews, all curses turn into blessings. This spell will help free you from your current mindset, it will help you nullify yourself more to God's will, it's a path to sacrifice your eggo.
The path to opening the backdoor behind heaven. Straight to Zion, remember? From Zion eggzits the torah.
Of the gates to enter Jerusalem, or heaven, you can say Zion gets 7 different names of gates to enter, 7 colors of the rainbow, this is the Fox aspect, by asking questions, by wanting to make the third temple so badly, you will be the one to take all the curses and convert them into blessings. R Akiva seeing the fox at the third temple knows it's Moshe who is the Fox, who becomes the MoshiAch, but not quite. There's also another story of a fox in the gemara where he tries to trick fish into jumping out of the river so he gets an easy meal. This too 99% will see as negative, but didn't Moses also tell Am Yisrael to jump into the reed/last sea? Like in Harry Potter, you need to RUN through the wall at the station 9 3/4th to go to Hogwarts.
The MoshiAch is just an eggsponent of Moses, a clone, standing on Moses' shoulders, looking farrrrr.
So Eliyahu's gateway is a burning bear, because after he gets whipped by 60 fiery lashes, pulsa dinura, he becomes a burning bear. Bear in Hebrew is "dov" which is the same word for the bird of peace, dove. A burning Dove? That's a Phoenix, the ohf chol that never dies, like Eliyahu Hanavi didn't die.
Yes you shouldn't fear the lashes, in fact be eggsited for it! It happens in your sleep, which is just 1/60th, and God will make you forget it. It's a 'sacrifice', there's no gain without pain, you cannot grow out of your eggshell without breaking it. Ofcourse you can say its like entering Pardes, 1/4th might eggzit crazy, 1/4th might die, etc.
But most likely in our reality, nothing happens, it just becomes a beautiful spiritual fertilizer inside you.
You accept more of the yoke of Am Yisrael on your shoulders. You get fed by ravens from the king's table. The same raven Noah sent away. Eat from the kingly table. Love the raven, love the snake, love the bear, soon enough God willing we'll be riding them all.
Say you want to dine at God's dinner table, his pool of light, to eggsplore his pulsating heart, to slide up and down his pole of judgement to gain understanding, like Eliyahu Hanavi has. Finally, you request from God your 2 keys again (San. 113a) to "help the MoshiAch pay it forward."
(and if you know God & time, paying it forward pays it backwards too)
99% of yall will associate pulsa dinura as being a curse, because 99% of you are just sheep, the erev rav, the 10 spies of gashmeut/eggypt embedded in the DNA of your soul, the opposite of Rav Akiva. It's fine, that's part of the algorithm of the universe. They were still tzadikkim, as are you who is reading this. Yall are 1,000% important for our story in life, just like the lost sheep Moses followed after. We all balances the other side of the algorithm, yin/yang. Plus, we're Jews, all curses turn into blessings. This spell will help free you from your current mindset, it will help you nullify yourself more to God's will, it's a path to sacrifice your eggo.
The path to opening the backdoor behind heaven. Straight to Zion, remember? From Zion eggzits the torah.
Of the gates to enter Jerusalem, or heaven, you can say Zion gets 7 different names of gates to enter, 7 colors of the rainbow, this is the Fox aspect, by asking questions, by wanting to make the third temple so badly, you will be the one to take all the curses and convert them into blessings. R Akiva seeing the fox at the third temple knows it's Moshe who is the Fox, who becomes the MoshiAch, but not quite. There's also another story of a fox in the gemara where he tries to trick fish into jumping out of the river so he gets an easy meal. This too 99% will see as negative, but didn't Moses also tell Am Yisrael to jump into the reed/last sea? Like in Harry Potter, you need to RUN through the wall at the station 9 3/4th to go to Hogwarts.
The MoshiAch is just an eggsponent of Moses, a clone, standing on Moses' shoulders, looking farrrrr.
So Eliyahu's gateway is a burning bear, because after he gets whipped by 60 fiery lashes, pulsa dinura, he becomes a burning bear. Bear in Hebrew is "dov" which is the same word for the bird of peace, dove. A burning Dove? That's a Phoenix, the ohf chol that never dies, like Eliyahu Hanavi didn't die.
Yes you shouldn't fear the lashes, in fact be eggsited for it! It happens in your sleep, which is just 1/60th, and God will make you forget it. It's a 'sacrifice', there's no gain without pain, you cannot grow out of your eggshell without breaking it. Ofcourse you can say its like entering Pardes, 1/4th might eggzit crazy, 1/4th might die, etc.
But most likely in our reality, nothing happens, it just becomes a beautiful spiritual fertilizer inside you.
You accept more of the yoke of Am Yisrael on your shoulders. You get fed by ravens from the king's table. The same raven Noah sent away. Eat from the kingly table. Love the raven, love the snake, love the bear, soon enough God willing we'll be riding them all.
This doesn't work if you aren't lighting your shabbat candles inside eggshells with a seed oil. But there's another stipulation, if you want the two keys, your eggshells must be a parrot's תוּכִּי, because with hebrish it's 2key. Or perhaps 1 dove egg? And each time you do it, you might gain 1% of Eli's knowledge/wisdom/power that week, maybe that whole month. Does it compound? (eggsponentially?) Must you do this 60 days in a row? Must we get 60 people around the world to do this?
This is just statistics of infinity. It's in God's hands what happens in our universe. Just go with the flow, use chicken eggs for now, don't stress, and be sure to keep smiling and tell everyone you see to bless the voice that is everything ;)
This is just statistics of infinity. It's in God's hands what happens in our universe. Just go with the flow, use chicken eggs for now, don't stress, and be sure to keep smiling and tell everyone you see to bless the voice that is everything ;)
Since sleep is 1/60th death, does the angel of death come to us? If so, tell him to shhhhhhh. The book of Shemot has the name of death in its name, Shem Moot. And how to stop him? But you can say it like Shem Moose. Shem Mouse? We all know Eliyahu gets the key to reviving the dead. Did a little bird tell him? Tzipora stopped the angel of death, she saved the whole world. Perhaps they had coffee at that hotel when they did the brit mila... maybe they even invited the angel of death to join the meal... )
And if you want to spread the word of God around the world, ask HaShem to bless you with the strength to peretz the brothers n dads פְרָץ֙ לִָּ֙נֵ֣י אַחְ אָ֔ב יְשַׁנֵּ֖ס מָתְנָ֑יו עַד־בֹּאֲכָ֖ה יִזְרְעֶֽאלָה
the sleeping miracle presents until the crying of the seeds of God.
the sleeping miracle presents until the crying of the seeds of God.
Want to go deeper down eliyahu's rabbit hole of entering God's pulsating backdoor of Heaven?
To really accept the mantle/cloak אדּרתּ of Eliyahu, his "address" to enter(Hogwarts), We recollect Eliyahu as written in Kings 1:19:12, he goes 40 days n nights to God's mountain, goes to a cave and HaShem comes to him. God is found not in the wind that can break mountains, not in the sound (of the earthquake), not in the fire, but in the small (silent) voice. Is this water, the final element not listed? So the order of what I think unlocks the backdoor is either in the order of God creating the universe or in this order...
Anyways, you can eggsperiment with the order of these sentances, if you dream something special afterwards, let me know:
Anyways, you can eggsperiment with the order of these sentances, if you dream something special afterwards, let me know:
Pulsa Dimema (Because this is how he created everything) This also reduces the strength of this spell, so your soul can take it over a period of time.
(Pulsa Et)? Time isn't an element, but it's also a pen to write.
(Pulsa maima) This also might not be needed at all....
Pulsa ruacha
Pulsa adama
Pulsa dinura
[Perhaps you can add in another request, the better ones start with דמ, for eggsample דמעין, teardrop.
Pulsa Dimema
The closing of God's voice pulsating. You could also possibly shortn it to simple Dam. Pulsa Dam. Pulsa Dome. Pulsa Deem. Try different variations each day, this is a new science.
(Pulsa Et)? Time isn't an element, but it's also a pen to write.
(Pulsa maima) This also might not be needed at all....
Pulsa ruacha
Pulsa adama
Pulsa dinura
[Perhaps you can add in another request, the better ones start with דמ, for eggsample דמעין, teardrop.
Pulsa Dimema
The closing of God's voice pulsating. You could also possibly shortn it to simple Dam. Pulsa Dam. Pulsa Dome. Pulsa Deem. Try different variations each day, this is a new science.
TO be continued..... if Elisha got 2 portions of Eliyahu's souls in him, then what do we do with his miracles/magic?