What is the Torah?

What is the Torah?
The Torah is a broken heart.
The Torah is the closest of friends.
The Torah is my surname.
The Torah is a multi-course meal.
The Torah is a longing for longing.
The Torah is a window.
The Torah is a clapboard beach house.
The Torah is an open secret.
The Torah is an old photograph.
The Torah is transcribed cosmic music.
The Torah is the universal scrapbook.
The Torah is a ticket to a good time.
The Torah is breast and milk.
The Torah is a whisper.
The Torah is my father’s straw hat.
The Torah is a nervous, sweet child.
The Torah is smoked fish.
The Torah is a loosened loin.
The Torah is lipstick.
The Torah is a sports star.
The Torah is a massive boom.
The Torah is everything we should have said.
The Torah is not something to share with friends.
The Torah is something you say when you are far from home.
The Torah is a travel guide.
The Torah is an insecure boss.
The Torah is a handbook for artists.
The Torah is the promise of surrender and freedom.
The Torah is spiritually accurate.
The Torah is not true.
The Torah is waiting to be read.
The Torah is a rainbow unicorn.
The Torah is terror.
The Torah is every worst fear imagined.
The Torah is hard to define.
The Torah is not the words.
The Torah is named Steven.
The Torah is homemade applesauce.
The Torah is my grandmother.
The Torah is a cross-eyed child.
The Torah is a dozen doughnuts.
The Torah is a misspelling of something else.
The Torah is an old fig tree.
The Torah is an Australian murder mystery.
The Torah is my home address.
The Torah is the blab of the street.
The Torah is the unveiled veil veiling the veil.
The Torah is a medieval sea vessel.
The Torah is a misspelling.
The Torah is a mysterious creak in the night.
The Torah is the freak of history.
The Torah is a cosmic oil spill.
The Torah is confessional poetry.
The Torah is a dark cup of coffee.
The Torah is the early morning.
The Torah is incomprehensible mumbling.
The Torah is the Houdini of Western history.
The Torah is MDMA for the soul.
The Torah is a soon-to-be-written cookbook.
The Torah is a recollection.
The Torah is the reimagination of human society.
The Torah is the articulation of Hashem’s will.
The Torah is the ramping up of coalition forces.
The Torah is the withdrawal of troops.
The Torah is the conceptualization of concept.
The Torah is the capturing of fireflies.
The Torah is the stringing together of enigmatic symbols.
The Torah is mixed grill.
The Torah is a psycho-calligraphic mandala.
The Torah is a blueprint for future times.
The Torah is a growth on the body of collective consciousness.
The Torah is mounting evidence against me.
The Torah is the marsupial of world literature.
The Torah is the red phone.
The Torah is a marginal gloss.
The Torah is a moot point.
The Torah is the complaint of ancient man and woman.
The Torah is an angelic YouTube channel.
The Torah is a pile of cash.
The Torah is an archeological mound of letters.
The Torah is not a thing of time and space.
The Torah is an off the grid lifestyle.
The Torah is a rural marching band.
The Torah is a mosh pit of ideas.
The Torah is expensive camping gear.
The Torah is something you do at night.
The Torah is a vitamin for adrenal strength.
The Torah is a sadness.
The Torah is a man, unable to move or speak.
The Torah is tired eyes.
The Torah is tomorrow and the next day.
The Torah is a blanket that is too heavy for the season.
The Torah is velocity, speed, and momentum.
The Torah is the thing that keeps us glued to the earth.
The Torah is a small village market in Rwanda.
The Torah is the goat that has been set aside.
The Torah is a French kiss.
The Torah is conventional produce.
The Torah is a manual to dismantle the nation state.
The Torah is the undifferentiated light of Keter.